Just two friends quenching their thirst
for the funny and the weird.

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

No shit

(via cumfort)

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Posted
18 hours ago

the-anal-rapist:

911 what’s your emergency?

(Source: cocaineteas, via gnarly)

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Posted
22 hours ago

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via zackisontumblr)

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75866
Posted
22 hours ago
yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

(via pizza)

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Posted
1 day ago

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via forgave)

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Posted
1 day ago

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

image

(via clestroying)

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Posted
1 day ago

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

(via highschoolhottie)

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Posted
1 day ago
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via highschoolhottie)

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Posted
1 day ago
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