Just two friends quenching their thirst
for the funny and the weird.
marthemacabre:


heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via twerkcentral)

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6 hours ago
sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

(via zackisontumblr)

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Posted
20 hours ago

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope, via thepioneerofazkaban)

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Posted
1 day ago
stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

stunningpicture:

I saw Shaggy in a recent trip to Chicago.

(via kittywanks)

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Posted
1 day ago

subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(via dia-blow)

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Posted
1 day ago

snorlaxatives:

cradily:

in an alternate universe we have mint juice and toothpaste is actually orange flavoured

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Posted
1 day ago

nosdrinker:

did she get kicked out of her house after this

(Source: sextmessage, via weloveshortvideos)

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Posted
2 days ago

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

Preach

(Source: intakings, via zackisontumblr)

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Posted
2 days ago

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via distraction)

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Posted
3 days ago
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