Just two friends quenching their thirst
for the funny and the weird.

baara:

baara:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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